Stoner Foul 

When one has smoked marijuana/gotten high then proceeds to say or do something incredibly stupid, so stupid that an observer who sees/hears this event feels the urge to call out this stupidity with a "Stoner Foul", which 1) forces the individual to stand up or sit down (the opposite of which one they are doing at the time of the stoner foul) and 2) succinctly points out the flaw/terrible idea/fuck up for everyone to hear.

Travis: "Man, instead of making expensive bombs and wasting money, the government should just make a bomb full of pennies cause if you drop those from like something high, it would kill someone, so a penny bomb would be awesome"

Josh: "Stoner Foul"

Stoner Foul by JR2112 July 19, 2010

Stoner Moment 

When you are having a conversation, or in a situation, and you completely forget a major part of what you were going to say or do.

"I was talking to Carol on the phone, right? And while we were chatting, she was re-dressing Jeremy's wounds. I'm so glad he's out of the... uh... fuck. HOSPITAL! He's out of the hospital. Sorry. Stoner moment."

Stoner Moment by afallenmind January 20, 2015

Stoner 

Someone who smokes a lot marijuana, multiple times a week or even multiple times a day.

Snoop Dogg is such a stoner, I don't think he's ever sober.

Stoner by chikenboymemes May 8, 2019

pull stones 

Standing around doin nothin and tugging on your scrotum sack when there is work to be done.Dragging Balls

Guy 1: What do you do at work all day?
Guy 2: Nothin but pull stones

pull stones by rdbrooks March 7, 2008

Two stones to kill a bird 

The opposite of killing two birds with one stone. When it takes you multiple tries or actions to complete a single objective.

I Had Two Vacuum The Stairs So I Tried doing It The Fast Way But I ended Up Having To Do It Again Because I Missed A Few Spots, It Took Me Two Stones To Kill A Bird.

Two stones to kill a bird by LightBrightMeTight April 7, 2011

Curtain Stones 

When you're on your period and your flaps ache and feel heavy.

Has anyone got a pain killer? I've got the worst Curtain Stones.

Curtain Stones by MissyBBQ November 22, 2011

Middle Stoner Syndrome 

While smoking marijuana in groups of three or more individuals, sitting in the center of the rotation and suffering from the inability to recall the direction of which one should pass the pipe (blunt, joint, etc.) is referred to as Middle Stoner Syndrome.

Joe: "Who passed this to me?"
Ben: "I did, it goes to Rick. I've told you three times now."
Joe: "Sorry, man, my Middle Stoner Syndrome is flaring up."

Middle Stoner Syndrome by D'Kevin February 10, 2012