Chinese Steam Tunnel

The act of deficating in someone elses anus

I totally Chinese Steam Tunneled that Elouise last night!

by KathleenRocks January 26, 2011

sticky steam loaf

when u are making a steam loaf u jizz on it before u put it in

drews dad jizzed into the steam loaf and he didnt tell his family

by jordan February 11, 2005

Turkish Steam Bath

Whenever you fart a horribly wretched one in the shower, especially when it's extremely steamy within the curtains. Always helpful when your women is with you.

Guy: (in shower) Ahhhh!!
Friend: (busts into the bathroom) What's happening?!
Guy: I just gave myself a Turkish Steam Bath!!

by Chuckels Fett March 1, 2009

South Central Steam Roller

When a big dumb nigga drops a steamin deuce on a white girl's chest, then he tricks that ho out wit a houdini south central style and slaps da bitch in da face wit his nigga dick.

Dog, durin the crip initiation Da'Quan blindsided that bitch wit the south central steam roller.

by Blind Sider March 5, 2005

watch shit steam

Describes a very boring person. One who is so lame, they would happily watch the vapour from freshly dumped excrement rather than have a life. An accountant maybe.

Dude 1: "So how's you new job? Good boss?"
Dude 2: "Total bummer man! The boss would watch shit steam rather than do anything useful!"

by Wizards Sleeve January 5, 2007

Torpedoing the Glass-Bottom Steam Boat

While performing the act of defecating on the cellophane over your partner's mouth, a sudden tear accidentally forms and the log torpedoes into his/her mouth.

Tim could not foresee that by having bought the saran wrap at the Dollar Store would only lead to torpedoing the Glass- Bottom Steam Boat and ending a perfect night of love.

by Red Dragon October 18, 2003

jammin steam

To fart so harshly, it seems as if there ass has exploded.

Damn't, Seans been jammin steam all afternoon!

by Frank Flanagon December 7, 2006