slam the spam

Loping the mule, jerking the gonaskas, whipping the wire, the old five knuckle shuffle across the ole piss pump.
After seeing his roomates girlfriend naked he felt the urge to slam the spam.
by the real DTRAIN March 30, 2005
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spam castinettes

"if music be the food of love......let me play your spam castinettes"
by Pax September 16, 2003
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spam flautist

Presidential spam flautist Monika Lewinski lied in court again today, yet privately hoped she would be found out, as the whole point of the exercise was that she wanted to simply be catalogued in history as someone who blew the President. <Mindless cunt>
by Brucester September 13, 2006
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scouse spam

To create, or attempt to create random posts which mean absolutely nothing to anyone whatso ever on, namely, the website 'scousemp3s.co.uk'. The content of the posts MUST have less than 3 syllables, and always make no sense so it foooks ya brain up.
(Post above) - Hey, where do you live
Scouse spam post - Yeah thanks!

OR

(Post above) What do you like for breakfast?
(Scouse spam post) Lol yeah
by Hooje January 31, 2003
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Spam Butterfly

When a chick has been fisted so hard and so regularly that they have become excessively loose. Their flaps(labia) will extend or stretch down to an astonishing length. Sometimes up to 2" (or 5cm) lower than the outer lips. A spam butterfly is acheived when the inner lips(labia) are stretched out beyond the outer pussy lips and create a butterfly wing formation.
"I scuffed her cuntscuff ya cunt so hard before pulling her lips out beyond the mess I'd left. MuaHaHaHaHaHaHa
by One Sick Muthafucka October 31, 2004
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spam

"That nasty canned garbage must be Spam."
by r0bby November 22, 2003
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Liquid Spam

What runs out of the Rigger Monkey after a return from another death-defying trip servicing his crew.
Man, it's a wonder he has any guts left, about 2 liters of Liquid Spam ran out his ass when we were done!
by donkeycum April 25, 2003
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