ear-shrimp

old school blue tooth ear piece that resembles the curve of a shrimp

I thought you were talking to me, until I noticed you were sporting your ear-shrimp

by Buddy Mao October 23, 2007

Welfare Shrimp

A Cheese Curl. Typically a non-cheeto generic brand.

Jermanda: Giiirrrl I'm hungry. Can we get some scrimps

MetroPCSica: Nah uh girl dats too expensive. I got a bag of welfare shrimp from the corner sto'.

by MindGrapes October 28, 2014

Dirty Shrimp

When you are having sex on the beach, pull your dick out, roll it in the sand, and stick it back in.

Dude, we were down in Cocoa Beach, and I gave that girl a dirty shrimp.

by dickdarrel May 13, 2016

little shrimp

a short kid with a 10 inch dick

i had sex with a short kid and his little shrimp msde me moan so much

by cristine maple May 29, 2017

sewer shrimp

A man's penis after unprotected anal intercourse with either a male or female partner.

Paul had a recurring case of sewer shrimp after his dumpster date with Rufus the bum.

What's that horrible smell, Jaemes? " Well Shelly was filling a little frisky last night and didn't mention that she hadn't showered in a week, must be residual sewer shrimp syndrome.

Stay away from Adoni, that sick fuck thinks his sewer shrimp is for show and tell.

by Donald A. February 12, 2019

tempura shrimp

when your mouth gets really dry, so you ask your partner to squirt and spit in it and then you gargle it, and mix the juices around, and create a juice cocktail and you spit it out on their shaft:

“OMG i totally tempura shrimped on Jasmine last night!”

by ball.sucker February 5, 2022

windy shrimp

Where a person goes to kiss another person, but instead of any application of the tongue they blow in their mouth instead.

"Dude, that Queen of Bagels there went in as if she were gonna slip me the tongue, ya know?"

"Yeah man?"

"Instead, that phreaky chick gives me the windy shrimp!"

"No way!"

"Yes way! She totally blew in my mouth!"

by Kreetofa March 4, 2006