A highly attractive male, often spotted sporting army pants, glasses and a ridiculous T-shirt with the stupidest scarf ever attached, who unfortunately claims to remain emotionally unavailable to the utter despair of the entire female population. A self-ascribed playwright who knows absolutely everything about philosophy and politics, at just 18 he will generally have conquered the world.
by Turner4 March 19, 2013
Get the Sammug. Sam means the name of one person who is:
Super
At
Masterbation
But fails because he or a she doesn't have anything to masterbate with.
Super
At
Masterbation
But fails because he or a she doesn't have anything to masterbate with.
Sam is a Gay Cunt
by SomeKidThatKnowsShit2 June 18, 2017
Get the Sammug. Has large boobs and small heart. Buddy needs some blistex. He is a boy not a man he is smol and bad at hocki, do not even tri to go for him becus he onli goes for amish ladys, he is rassist and last of al. Haz a thai knee dik
Susie: oh my god Jared broke my heart, he also haz smol dik and ugli Amish gf now
Raspberry: he’s such a sam
Raspberry: he’s such a sam
by qhqhqqhhqhh May 2, 2018
Get the Sammug. Person who talks continously about their penis's engirged size despite the fact it is tiny. Believes everything on reddit to be gospel.
by Kelseyb123 April 10, 2013
Get the Sammug. 
Why is Sam ducking off a dog
by Big D*** June 2, 2015
Get the Sammug. A Hypocritical homophobe !!!
TWO Gays walk past holding hands ewwwwwwww thats gross .. later sam sees to Lezbians kissing mmm thats hot!!
by A true penis lover February 12, 2010
Get the Sammug.