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Richard Hewitt

The act of failing to fully seat a magazine into a rifle causing the magazine to fall out of the weapon when one goes to fire, rendering your rifle absolutely useless and causing you to look like a complete and utter douchebag.

First pioneered by kiwitedferny and cajuncatfish1209
DUDE. Charlie is fucking everywhere!
(magazine falls from rifle)
AH MAN YOU DID A RICHARD HEWITT!
(rifle fire)
AH DUDE IM HIT. HOWS YOUR STRESS LEVEL?????????
(silence)
by tactidoodle February 19, 2011
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Richard

Handsome tall man. Athletic. Often makes dumb mistakes, but makes up for them after. Very passionate, and great in bed! Can make any girl fall head over heels for him. Can be a loyal boyfriend when he wants to be and has a great sense of humor. Sometimes acts coldhearted or heartless when he's hurt so you shouldn't take anything that he says into consideration when he's mad. And he'll always have you running back to him.
Mary: Why are you so in love with him? You're obsessed!
Samara: Cause he's Richard!
by JohnSmithhhh January 4, 2015
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Richard Dean Anderson

Ha! He was in three:
-MacGyver
-LEGACY
-Stargate: SG-1
Everyone ALWAYS forgets Legacy. like all MacGyver fans forget about ALF
Probably because Legacy only lasted 1 season.

RDA, lately, has starred on Stargate: SG-1 as Colonel Jack O'Neill. But, that will shortly end. Why? Because he wants to spend more time with his daughter, so he's screwing the series. After 7 years, too!

To those in SG communities: I'm SSCarter. I've probably joined your BBoard, so say hi to me!
A friend of mine saw Richard Dean Anderson in the airport and went up to him and said hi. Isn't that awesome? this was before Stargate, though.
by Aya-kun February 26, 2004
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richard relocation

A fancy British way of saying Dick Move
"Why James, I do believe that was a Richard relocation!"
"You fink so mate? How 'bout ya come get som ya wanker!"
by SurrealArt August 11, 2016
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Richard

A handsome, kind and smart man who is a great addition to any family. He knows how to cheer people up and his presence alone can make you happy. Being friends with a Richard is like winning the lottery. It's so rare to meet someone as cool as him. Don't EVER upset a Richard, because you will regret it.
Person 1: Woah! What is that guy's name?
Person 2: That's definitely Richard!
Person 1: He's so cool.
Person 3: Sign that man to a modelling agency!
by i dont need a username March 2, 2019
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Richard

Person 1: What's your name?
Person 2: Richard.
by colliekins November 20, 2006
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Cliff Richard mood

When one can't be fucked.
I was going to wash the car, but in the end I was in a bit of a Cliff Richard mood, so it's still covered in shit

Referenced obviously to the Peter Pan of Pop's famous celibacy. (Apart from when he gave Sue Barker a right seeing to back in the day)
by captain fuckflaps July 24, 2010
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