The Rusty Turnpike

Infamous gay bar, designed specifically for retirement parties which always end badly.

I heard Greg's retirement party is going to be at the Rusty Turnpike, that's a shame, looks like he won't get to enjoy retirement.

by Aye Matey November 19, 2019

Rusty bulimic

The female version of a rusty trombone.

The act of tossing a females salad from behind whilst fingering her vagina. Reminiscent of someone purging a freshly digested meal.

"that guy had me on all fours. I couln't contain my moans as he was giving me a rusty bulimic

by Rimjob_rob November 30, 2019

Droppin’ a Rusty

When you blow a hemorrhoid during a massive, rough shit leaving a reddish, rusty colored stool. Very common at rest areas and truck stops from the long haulers stopping in to grunt it out.

I was droppin’ a rusty at the rest stop today before I got back on the road.

Someone was in there droppin’ a rusty. It sounded painful. All I heard was straining and the words “Damn Roid” then a very wet splash.

by Eaton Holgoode May 31, 2018

rusty caribou

When someone shits, doesn’t wipe, and then you eat their ass

I gave her a greasy rusty caribou

by Rustybou January 13, 2018

Rusty Molotov

When a person will get a rag shoved in their anus, the rag will be lit on fire, then the partner will urinate (or if able, the female can squirt) on it to put out the fire.

“Jack and I finally attempted the Rusty Molotov last night, but I didn’t have to pee, so we spent 4 hours in the hospital to treat his burns.”

by GBB4 Crew August 8, 2020

Rusty Lyola

A sexual act where a woman lies about her menstrual status only for the partner to unexpectedly discover shocking evidence to the contrary.

I was forced to wash my bed sheets after a girl from the local watering hole pulled the rusty lyola on me.

by Hilton Head Shop June 4, 2020

Rusty Chandelier

The act of performing a Cleveland Steamer. Then, dipping your balls in the steaming pile, and performing a teabag.

My girlfriend was tired of the regular Cleveland Steamer, and she loves a good dirty sanchez. So I mixed it up with a Rusty Chandelier! She loved it.

by T-Mac1989 March 31, 2017