When said blonde girl has drank too much vodka and begins acting in an outlandish matter. A good sign of a preemptive russian is a girl excusing herself to the bathroom and returning with fresh, red lipstick on.
Symptoms may include (but not limited to): Red lipstick, fur coats/clothing, blonde hair, speaking in Russian tongue, unruly behavior, and excessive shots of vodka.
Symptoms may include (but not limited to): Red lipstick, fur coats/clothing, blonde hair, speaking in Russian tongue, unruly behavior, and excessive shots of vodka.
"Everything was cool up until she took those 5 shots of vodka back to back now she's totally gone russian."
"She said she was gonna go to the bathroom then 5 minutes later i turn around and there she was with that firey red lipstick... From that moment on I knew I was gonna have to play babysitter."
"She said she was gonna go to the bathroom then 5 minutes later i turn around and there she was with that firey red lipstick... From that moment on I knew I was gonna have to play babysitter."
by TheSavage2787 December 19, 2011
Get the Gone Russianmug. /verb/: A move used to incapacitate another individual with the power of flatus. To perform a Russian pretzel maneuver the initiator pulls the legs of the receiving individual up and over his or her head in a reverse somersault-like fashion. The initiator then comfortably sits bare-assed on the face of the receiving individual and farts with power and purpose.
Cleatus pissed me off yesterday. I ate some beans this mornin' and I'm gonna go give him a Russian pretzel
by pretzee September 12, 2010
Get the Russian pretzelmug. by jackalotapuss January 27, 2010
Get the busta russianmug. A delicious take on the White Russian. Substitute the half and half of a white russian for chocolate milk. Quik can also be used.
"I got this chick all drunk off Mexican Russians, but she puked all over me before anything could happen".
by Rusty Shakelford December 23, 2004
Get the mexican russianmug. A Russian Waterfall is the situation when you gotta pee and your girl is peeing you just pee between her legs as she is sitting and peeing as well
by Tamey January 10, 2012
Get the Russian Waterfallmug. Also known as a pirate bath, a "Russian Bath" is a bath where you wash your arm pits, ass and genitalia in a sink generally with paper towels, a wash cloth, or just your hands. The term derives from a play on the term "rushing", not an ethnic slur.
He was late for his hot date, so he took a Russian Bath to make sure he wouldn't stink to high hell.
by Watanabe Ota September 25, 2009
Get the Russian Bathmug. Dude you remeber that hot girl from the bar she thought it was funny to give me a russian steamroller it smelt so bad.
by Damien Razz February 10, 2010
Get the Russian Steamrollermug.