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Roman Centurion 

Teabagging someone in a way where your balls rest on their head and your dong hangs down between their eyes and on their nose, much like a Roman centurion helmet.
My wife and I were fighting last night, so I had to give her the ole Roman Centurion to let her know who the real gladiator is.
Roman Centurion by Clever Satan March 11, 2022
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Roman 1111 

When a man wears his sun glasses at night small dick having ass. Your face looks like the back side of my nut sack. Internet gangster.
Look at your nasty Roman 1111 ass
Roman 1111 by LucidNM June 21, 2019

Roman holiday 

The wafting of a fart from under a sheet into the greater area of a room. Differs from a Dutch oven in that forcible restraint by the farter is unnecessary. Orgins stem from the lack luster Carey Grant movie and the general stinkiness of Rome as a city.
I knew she was the girl for me when she gave me a Roman holiday after our first date!
So, I went to give her a Roman holiday, and there, under the sheets was a big puddle of shit.
Roman holiday by Prettiestpenny December 14, 2008

Roman Handshake

A custom during the reign of Caligula as Roman Emperor. When meeting a friend, whoever was ranked lower had to bend over and the higher ranked would fist-bump the end of the other person's larger intestine (colon). Very popular among the higher ranks.

Popular today among young men and fans of the movie Caligula
Gaius: Hey Longinus
Longinus: Oh... hey
Gaius: You know the drill, bend over.
Longinus: Do I have to?
Gaius: What?? You are refusing to shake the hand of your superior???
Longinus: No....
....
Gaius: There, was that so hard?
Longinus: : |
Gaius: Well, you know thats how we Romans shake hands. A "Roman Handshake" if you will
Roman Handshake by CircleGuy February 25, 2011

roman tragedy 

Rat-faced, terrible band, incredibly fake. Only knows how to write songs about the men they've dated for 5 minutes and then demonises the smallest of their faults through terribly written songs.
*At a gig*

Jake: OMG that girl over there is so cute do you know who she is?
Paul: Bro don't even bother looking at her. She's a roman tragedy. She'll chew you up and spit you out!

roman head 

the act of giving oral sex over means of a telephone i.e. oral phone sex
last night on the phone, i gave him roman head to help him get off.
roman head by Angie July 1, 2003