Any belief that one has, and will never change from outside sources. It has nothing to do with god, or the meaning of life, or what happens when we die. it has nothing to do with where we come from. a religion is nothing more than a concept one believes with all of their heart.
by karri0n October 17, 2003
Get the religion mug.An incestuous morality and "good" excuse against homosexuality but for some reason priests can still molest boys and girls can pledge their virginity to their fathers.
Losing my religion, it's gross
by Fleursdelily February 23, 2010
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"Todd really cleaned himself up after he got religion."
Person 1: "Services start in about 10 minutes."
Person 2: "Yeah, time to go get religion..."
Person 1: "Services start in about 10 minutes."
Person 2: "Yeah, time to go get religion..."
by kraas April 24, 2008
Get the get religion mug.Technological and/or personal isolation, or real life acts of mayhem, usually by an organization or group, in order to “break down” a target so they’re sufficiently oppressed and more apt to believe or follow their beliefs. Usually targeting women or minority groups, this can involve the following:
1) destruction of personal property (ie., computers, car tires or engines)
2) isolation of loved ones and support structures (usually technologically via phones or Internet)
3) financial oppression - stolen identity, bank account fraud
4) mayhem in and around the home (food poisoning, clothing destruction, electrical power surges or outages, messing with animals)
5) targeted mayhem outside the home, including but not limited to: overt stalking, road rage
Most mayhem is deemed to be "accidental" by the victim, unless said victim sees mayhem-doers speeding away in a vehicle packed with wierd household shit, or the same vehicle trying to run them off the road, or tracks a stalker attempting to hack their computer at a local coffee shop, or until a hidden skype cam is set up within the home to remotely witness such events.
1) destruction of personal property (ie., computers, car tires or engines)
2) isolation of loved ones and support structures (usually technologically via phones or Internet)
3) financial oppression - stolen identity, bank account fraud
4) mayhem in and around the home (food poisoning, clothing destruction, electrical power surges or outages, messing with animals)
5) targeted mayhem outside the home, including but not limited to: overt stalking, road rage
Most mayhem is deemed to be "accidental" by the victim, unless said victim sees mayhem-doers speeding away in a vehicle packed with wierd household shit, or the same vehicle trying to run them off the road, or tracks a stalker attempting to hack their computer at a local coffee shop, or until a hidden skype cam is set up within the home to remotely witness such events.
Jenny: I have been having all these wierd fucking events happen to me in the past year. I think I'll investigate if I'm a victim of Religion-holing.
by literalgrrl December 4, 2011
Get the Religion-holing mug.Religion is a bunch of people standing around talking about what they think God is like. Or, if they are not monotheists, they stand around and talk about what other stuff is like. They talk about multiple Gods, or magic, or stuff about why people are here.
by MultiFest September 30, 2017
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eg. Christianity-Bible
Judaism-Torrah
Muslim/Islam-Quran
by ThePuggyMinecart February 15, 2018
Get the Religion mug.When a group of people gets together to worship an ancient fairy tale character(s). Extremists often reject science, just because, “it’s not what the (insert holy book) says!” Commonly against marriage equality, and other basic human rights. Many reject all evidence of scientific facts. The majority of religious people though, are good people, that just happen to believe in a god or gods.
by Harold Sarchestrian May 12, 2018
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