rubber

general insult; a rubber (noun) is another name for a person of questionable judgment in its most mild form and an outright dick in the worst

Yo dude, you're a fuckin' rubber!

by J B October 12, 2004

rubbing off

to masterbate without guilt

josh tabaka rubbed off at home over the new manager at work.

by yetti March 21, 2003

rubberhead

a young male drunk. Enjoys 6 cans, 10 pints, 2 shots of aftershock and a bit of sick on a typical night out. Regular meetings (rubber sessions) can take place between groups of rubberheads. Rubberheads can be found 'out on the rubber' getting 'rubbered' any time outside normal office hours.

no rich you cannot come to the dinner party on friday cos you will just be the rubberhead in the corner getting rubbered and then you will puke on dixons dress.

by Icer April 28, 2004

Rubber Bullet Kisses

When riot police shoot you in the ass. Its basically a pathetic, non-lethal attempt to disperse a crowd of malcontents. This crowd is usually made up of people who didnt go to school that day. Rubber Bullet Kisses are usually followed by Baton Courtesy.

"Robert went to the anit-beaver hunting riot and got rubber bullet kisses all over his ass."

by D.E March 18, 2004

Robby

-Batman-
The sexiness of the world

The Robby usually comes equipped with a big penis. o a penis so so big

A god among all men

He is most noticeably on the cover of teens magazine, and porn hub
The Robby usually lures its prey into a dark cave typically (old people) and hides behind a rock, when the old person usually wonders forward he jumps out from behind the rock and yells shmeggle and jumps on the old person ripping of their ear with his teeth and running away with the old persons ear in his mouth

OMG i just went on a date with batman i mean Robby

old person-Hey sunny were did you go?
Robby-Shmeggle !! pounce (rips off ear and leaves)
old person- !%@#&$^%#@&$*#$($(& shit

by Captin Fordo September 2, 2013

rubbered

To be so drunk that you go bendy at the knees and sway around the place, as though you were made out of rubber.

Man I was totally rubbered last night! The harder I tried to keep my feet on the ground, the more I was wobbling all over the place.

by Growkie April 11, 2006

Robby

Aka a pickachu

Wow, look at robby. He makes my heart shock like a pickachu.

by Pikapika69875 June 9, 2011