kingsguard ring

The act of putting a ring (preferably gold) around ones penis and testicles before anal penetration.

He found more pleasure in his “armory” with a good kingsguard ring.

by Eveldore November 26, 2019

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Ring sloth

is a male or female ice ringette fan whose interest in the sport is primarily motivated by sexual attraction to the players rather than enjoyment of the game itself.

Catthew has become a ring sloth

by Ggdio November 9, 2019

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Wax ring

A Caucasian female (n) generally college educated and of privilege, who is mailable in order to obtain a proposal of marriage from a bachelor of desire.

Damn! Kim kardashian be such a wax ring!

by Whudunnit June 2, 2015

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Lacto ring

The plastic circle that stays attached to the gallon milk jug when the cap is removed. Makes an ideal cat toy.

I cleaned under the fridge yesterday and found 3 quarters, 2 pens and 9 lacto rings.

by Gourdaholic May 17, 2010

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Dr Gregory Johnson's signature move. This is when he lifts the calves of the person to be adjusted, then he locks his pelvis in place with pins, wraps a towel around his neck, and pulls, sometimes twice and a loud crack can be heard. Other than a ring dinger, he also calls this "spinal decompression".

Dr Gregory Johnson: *pulls on neck*
*loud crack is heard*
Dr Gregory Johnson: There we go! Did you feel that all the way down?
Guy: Yeah I did, woah.
Dr Gregory Johnson: That was a good ring dinger wasn't it?
Guy: Yeah for sure it was.

by BuildTheBuilder January 12, 2019

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