redneck pig fuckers 

rednecks who fuck pigs, not to be confused with rednecks who don't fuck pigs or pigfuckers who aren't rednecks

The barn party was kicking ass until some redneck pig fuckers showed up and fucked all of our pigs.

OR

Ben fucks pigs, but he's not a redneck pig fucker -- he's just a sick fuck.

redneck pig fuckers by nappy pappy April 27, 2008

redneck candle 

set a beer can upside down, put diesel fuel in the concave surface on the bottom, and stick a cigarette butt partway in the fuel, letting it soak up a bit. light the cigarette butt and crack open a beer.

when i walked into his garage, there were redneck candles made from coors cans everywhere, and the daytona 500 was on tv.

redneck candle by simplegr33n420 March 11, 2009

redneck chex mix 

last minute snack food made by combining the partial bags of whatever chips are left, stale or nearly empty

I never had Triscuits with cheetos and Doritos until Jethro whipped up some redneck chex mix.

redneck chex mix by heynow_1 January 18, 2010

Redneck Reboot 

A last resort when troubleshooting a computer. It is the act of removing the power source on a computer to try letting it reset itself.

If you've tried everything else, redneck reboot the son of a bitch.

Redneck Reboot by neatboy February 9, 2010

redneck edamame

boiled peanuts; a southern delicacy served at roadside stands and gas stations; you crack the shell and eat only the insides just like you would with edamame, which certain rednecks either (a) consider only for fancy people or (b) have no idea what in the world edamame is

Explaining to a non-southerner/fancy person about boiled peanuts:

Hey what's that you got there?

Boiled peanuts.

What's that?

Redneck edamame.

redneck edamame by theHerspanic February 11, 2010

Redneck syndrome 

When someone is so republican it's impossible to start a conversation without him saying defend the border

Dude shut up you have redneck syndrome

Redneck syndrome by A.K.-47 February 20, 2015

redneck sushi

Turkey slices smeared with cream cheese, wrapped around dill pickles then sliced like a sushi roll. Pieces are held together with toothpicks.

Bill makes the best redneck sushi for the Monster Truck Rallies!

redneck sushi by Christy78 April 20, 2008