set a beer can upside down, put diesel fuel in the concave surface on the bottom, and stick a cigarette butt partway in the fuel, letting it soak up a bit. light the cigarette butt and crack open a beer.
when i walked into his garage, there were redneck candles made from coors cans everywhere, and the daytona 500 was on tv.
by simplegr33n420 March 11, 2009