pooralysis

You know when you have to shit so bad that your intestines are cannibalizing themselves and cutting off the nervous system below your waist and you can't hardly move, or talk, or think of anything other than sweet relief and you lurch into the can and *oooooohhhhh*....

classic case of pooralysis

I had the worst pooralysis, I was walking into Timmy's and some dude was holding the door for me but I couldn't even move, I just stopped and grimaced at him...

by Dick Bastard June 19, 2009

poordrobe

A poor person's wardrobe which usually consists of one shirt, pair of pants, and socks, causing them to wear the same thing every day. If they do get something "new", it's a hand-me-down, they got it from salvation army, or stole it.

Peter updated his poordrobe by stealing a Pac Sun shirt but forgot to take the tags off because he's never had a new shirt before.

by uzi does it April 1, 2010

Poor Boi

A hard-spittin', quick-witted hip-hop/rap artist from the western Lower Mainland of British Columbia. Known for his signature combination of space-age beats and retro sound. Among his many influences include Sonic the Hedgehog, Childish Gambino, The Jonas Brothers, and his boys Mashop, RyBerg and Young James.
He is best known for his catch-phrase "Poor Boi in the House" and has released a number of genre-breaking, unreasonably catchy singles, including: "Special Traxxx (Always On it)", featuring Mashop, and "FIREBAN (Straight Killin' This)", in which he collaborated with hip-hop icons Bellair, RyBerg, and Young James.

"Poor Boi in the HOUSE!"

"I'm just a Poor Boi, nobody loves me."

by DJ Truluv August 20, 2011

poor gazing

verb. Similar to window shopping, it is the act of browsing merchandise at a store knowing full well that you have no money to make any purchase.

Person 1: Hey, where have you been? Person 2: At the mall... Person 1: The mall? Where did you get money to go shopping at the mall? Person 2: I don't have money. I was poor gazing.

by Fab Vocab November 27, 2011

Poor man's shower

When a regular shower is unavailable and you use the closest available water source and proceed to dump it all over your body and continue on with your day. Eg. a water bottle, bucket of water, hose

I woke up hung over in someones yard, with a bottle of water next to me. I took two sips, then dumped it all over me.

Nothing like a poor man's shower to start my day

by Alycat2457 September 6, 2012

Poor mans IMAX

Sitting in the front row of your local movie theatre and pretending its an IMAX theatre.

The dark knight rises came out last week and I had to watch it in poor mans IMAX.

by Mr.elephants808 May 5, 2013

Poor-Mouthing

Someone who says their poor but really isn't and just needs money.

Kanye: Mark Zuckerberg I know it’s your bday but can you please call me by 2mrw… I'm Broke AF

Mark: ... (Thinks: Stop poor-mouthing me)

by drobisch078 August 30, 2016