Galactic Penis

When you deep dick her so long and hard it makes her see stars.

He gave me the galactic penis last night. I’m pretty sure I did a pleasure pass out.

After taking the galactic penis for over an hour, I came so hard I soaked the sheets.

by Dick Onchin November 2, 2020

irrigation penis

Your IP is your irrigation penis.
You don't allow anyone to know what your irrigation penis is.
Having someone else know your IP means you're subject to humiliation.

1: Yo, what's your IP?
2: You're not allowed to know my irrigation penis, I won't fall for your tricks

by irrigationpenisman January 4, 2021

Husband Penis

A penis that is to be considered perfect size, not too big not too small. A penis that you can’t get enough of.

“My boyfriend has the perfect penis, I could fuck him all day.”
“That’s a husband penis.”

by Viokie October 4, 2021

Sheep Penis

A 'sheep penis' is a penis that is so fluffy (excessive pubic hair perchance?) that it closely resembles a sheep. After all, everyone knows that sheep are the fluffiest animals on the planet. The only thing fluffier than a sheep is your penis, hence your penis is a 'sheep penis', and you should really shave your pubes.

Johnny: "Good evening beautiful lady would you be so kind as to take a look at my penis?"
Kate: "Why yes dear fellow I would surely love to see your penis."
*Johnny takes out his penis*
Kate: "Good God, my man! That is one fluffy penis! Dare I say, that right there is a SHEEP PENIS!!!"
Johnny: "Oh no, it appears as though I have a sheep penis. Oh bother."

by Sussy Bazinga October 9, 2022

Pink Padded Penis Wallet

A woman's vagina; the place where a man likes to store his most precious possession.

Sarah has the best pink padded penis wallet even, total security!

by MJGeezy August 27, 2009

Wash my penis

A phrase used when a male is going to shower. This phrase is often used after sexual intercourse.

Its been a long day, im going to wash my penis to refresh my body.

by Just_Wavy_Baby October 1, 2020

Extended hook penis

The action of sticking a hook through your penis and attaching it to the bull bar of a car. You then walk backwards until your penis gets extended by about 10 inches. Once finished this process DO NOT detach the hook.

Yo heath check out my Extended Hook Penis.

by Mclovin6969696969696969696969 November 13, 2021