peaches and cream

when you creampie a girl on her period

never eat peaches and cream

by niirvna June 12, 2015

peaches

An alternative word for 'nothing', used by those who defy words of terrible nature such as 'banter' or 'allow'

You mean peaches to me, especially because of the way you have behaved this night!!
By God, I have achieved peaches this night!!

I see peaches in your future, it is likely you shall perish, this night!!
There is a whole load of peaches in your scrotum, my brother has seen to that

by The Lady Boleyn May 16, 2010

peacher

1. owner of largest dick in world 2. blackest man on earth and has killed rhinos with his bare hands.

don't spill juice on the DC floor or preacher will kill you with his monster cock.

by smacky mcgee March 8, 2003

peechew

a chewy form of hardened urine. Or a block of deteriorating fecies.

I nibbled on a delicious peechew today!
Would you like to suckle some pee for a peechew?

by Jenna July 6, 2004

one percenter

The very small portion of drug addicts that are able to cease their addictions without entering a recovery program.

The one percenter left her smack habit behind as if she'd never indulged at all.

by c[B] March 12, 2004

Perch

The act of taking a shit while squatting on the very edge of something, so that your shit drops at least a foot or two. Preferrably several stories up. Like taking a gargoyle shit.

Man, I was checking out this apartment with my girlfriend, and I realized the place didn't have a working bathroom, so while the realtor and her were in the kitchen, I dropped a massive perch off the balcony with my ass hanging over the railing.

Also, the curtain across that sliding door.

by ixat January 26, 2013

13 Percenter

A 13 percenter is a s biker that falsely claims to be an outlaw biker, or 1%er

the other day a hells angel overheard two yahoos sporting Sons of Anarchy TV show jackets and were talking bad ass at the bar. The Hells Angel started to get up to confront the dudes at the bar when his buddy stopped him, telling him not to bother, those dicks are 13 percenters. The Hells Angel then asked what the heck is a 13 percenter. His buddy replied, a 13 percenter is the percent of bikers that falsely claim to be 1 percenters.

by USSGOBLiN April 29, 2011