Penis

A device men use for direction in life. However, it's not always smart to let your little head think for your big head but how are you supposed to know which one's your big head anyways?

Dude 1: "Man I don't know what to do. My penis wants me to stay out but I know I shouldn't
Dude 2: "I'd follow my penis if I was you. It always points north."

by 5678901234 December 6, 2009

penis

something that justin bieber doesn't have.

Hey! Hows your penis?
Better than JB's! he doesn't have one!

by pussylicker123456 July 18, 2011

Penis

a large walking stick.

When I hike I use a penis.

by Robard July 13, 2007

penis

Joe M's huge cock.

Joe m has a huge cock!

by ajson May 28, 2003

Penis

the main organ used to screw someones or somethings asshole , vagina , ear, etc.

dam it felt good when I stuck my penis in that elfs asshole

by Robert July 28, 2003

penis

One who looks up the definition of penis.
On urban dictionary.

Person 1: "Hey, I'm going to look up penis on urban dictionary"
Person 2: "Dude, your such a penis"

by feild goal December 14, 2007

penis

my name is jordan i have a baby dick

i got hurt again i got a rash on my penis

by jefferson steal flex January 17, 2008