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Caesar Pleaser

A Caesar Pleaser is when you are having intercourse with a women while holding a bowl of plain lettuce. When the man is about to cum he pulls out and finishes in the bowl of lettuce. The man then shoves the bowl of lettuce in the face of the women and yells, "JULIUS CAESAR!"
"Hey Katie, do you want a Caesar Pleaser?" "Sure Elvis, ill bring the lettuce."
by The Ranch Stacker November 1, 2011
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pweave

A pubic weave or extensions meant to decorate the otherwise less than appealing pubic hair. Sometimes referred to as a "pubic mane" as cited as a point of pride by Ron Burgundy in the movie Anchorman. see also merkin pubefro
Before a night of sex, I always make sure my pweave is presentable.

Pat would always tease the pweave before a big tennis match to intimidate opponents.

Girl #1: I have this unruly bush and can't do a thing with it!"

Girl #2: "Have you considered pubic extensions, y'know a pweave?"
by wayohwayohwayohwayoh December 26, 2010
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Pleasedon'tcallmesexistforsayingsomestupidstuff

It means "pleasedon'tbeafeminist" except it is far deeper ;-) It is a chat board saving word... it can save lives... it can (hopefully) even be added to urbandictionary.com also... I just made it up so... most of all it is an exception to rule 34 yeah... until I post it then weirdos will... NEVERMIND!

1.) It is a word used when you are not misogynistic.
2.) it's a really long word
3.) I made it up while chatting with my friend on brainly, I choose not to expose him or "Yøu"
You: I think that some girls are attractive when they're happy. :-)
Feminist: You misogynistic trash!
You: What it's true in fact--
Feminist: This is why--
You (using your new-found awesome word): "Pleasedon'tcallmesexistforsayingsomestupidstuff"
Feminist: uh, noni--
by Infernape_Rox_77 December 6, 2017
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please don't shit the time

you must be really fucking rude if you shite the time. the time is blissful. shit it and you will be CURSED, BY THE POWER OF MAGIC! AND FRIENDSHIP!
fuck: please don't shit the time. it's very rude.
by animatedHumorist December 20, 2017
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please tommy please

Phrase that Every maze runner fan hates.It's Newt's last words begging Thomas to kill him.Usually used to beg someone something.
-Can I go out tonight?
-No
-Please Tommy please
by Blackkiwi February 13, 2018
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Please Please Me

1st album by The Beatles, released in 1963.

--TRACKS--
-SIDE 1-
I Saw Her Standing There
Misery
Anna (Go To Him)
Chains
Boys
Ask Me Why
Please Please Me
-SIDE 2-
Love Me Do
P.S. I Love You
Baby It's You

Do You Want To Know A Secret
A Taste Of Honey
Twist And Shout
"Please please me, oh yeah, like I please you"
by FabFour_03 July 2, 2018
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Please vote this in

If you see this vote it in cuz like I wanna be in urban dictionary so please I’m a dank memer and I have 200+memes on ma phone
Please vote this in bro
by What’s a pseudonym? February 5, 2019
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