Pokémon health

Term used when an enemy in a game has little to no health

That should have killed him! He had Pokémon health

Pokémon health by Knsloc March 6, 2021

Pokemon Killer 

When you watch NO SLEEP (that god awful video that you should watch only when you can survive the 9th circle of hell. DELETE THE THING) and you need something to kill, so you blast Eevee to bits and pieces with a 150mm Gun

Another Guy: OI CHAP, WHY ARE YOU A POKEMON KILLER
Guy: Why, I watched NO SLEEP
Another guy: Ok, that makes sense. here have ammo. Also can i join?
Guy: Ok. Lets be warlords!

Pokemon Killer by Bosnian artillery April 6, 2021

Pokémon Cards 

God's gift to the world. The holographic Pokémon Cards grant power and wealth to one who possesses it. Especially a holographic Charizard.

Person 1: "Wanna Trade Pokémon Cards?"

Person 2: "Yeah. You can have one of the holographic Charizards that I have and never use."

Person 1 (Holding Holographic Charizard): IIIIIIIIIIII HAVE THE POWER!

Pokémon Cards by Maya Butreeks May 7, 2021

Pokémon Go 

A Game where you walk around catching Pokémon. Many famous people play play this game such as Lachlan and Mystic7.

Woah it’s a charmander!
Woah and there is a squirtle.
This is an amazing place to play Pokémon Go!

Pokémon Go by Sparkzy April 13, 2021

Pokemon GO

A video game that everyone pretends to hate on, but secretly everyone plays it behind the safety of their closet doors.

Person 1: Hey! Are you playing Pokemon GO right now? It's literally 2021!

Person 2: No! It's not what it looks like, I was just taking n*des!

Pokemon GO by nbaMichaelJackson May 28, 2021

Pokemon journey 

trashcena's daddy

Hi pokemon journey how is trashcena?

Pokemon journey by Pokemon journey July 9, 2021

pokemon z

Slang for VERY spicy hot sauce, like Mad Dog 357 Plutonium No. 9.

Trent: Hey Brent, mind passing the Pokemon Z?

Brent: Sure bro! here ya go!

pokemon z by Words of God July 14, 2021