play dumb

let em know girlfriean stawp playin

dont play dumb i know where the weed is hidden

by beefqueef6969 January 17, 2018

Play Tetris

A synonym for having a bowel movement, so named for the old school Game Boy Color kept on the back of the toilet, with only the game of Tetris in it.

Penelope: You don't look well.

Odysseus: Yeah. I've gotta play tetris something fierce.

Penelope: Here's an extra roll of toilet paper. Enjoy.

by Monkfish494 March 16, 2011

play the piano

pleasure yourself

Sammy loves to play the piano to bbd's all day and night

by YEGIRLLLL July 23, 2011

PLAY FIGHTING

Hitting someone full force until they no are breathing

I was play fighting with my bully

by Wendysballs March 14, 2022

Play for keeps

A new pop punk/rock/alternative band straight out of sin city (Las Vegas) known for the phenomenal vocal stylings of Cameron Dettman the amazing bass talents of Brian Jones the ripping guitar of Jace Stagg and the Outrageous druming by none other than Chris Bryant. Just finishing their long awaited EP and Heading out for tour on the west coast with another new pop punk band called the chase.
This band is most definitely something to follow

Did you see Play for Keeps in Las Vegas? They totally killed it.
Dude, Play for Keeps is the greatest band ever.
Hey, Have you seen Chris Bryant from Play for Keeps? Hes way hott!

by Iplayforkeeps<3 June 18, 2009

play in the mud

Playing in the mud is a remedy, common in Northern California, for making a woman's vagina feel tighter, especially after its been stretched out by a large penis. To play in the mud is to first get a woman hot and bothered followed by her stretching her vagina so that you may defecate in it. Once the feces is inside you then proceed to have sex with the vagina enjoying the extra tightness brought about by all the fecal matter inside.

Parker: Wow Ryan, that chick Bjorn hooked up with sure has a flappy vagina!
Ryan: Yeah i know i bet its so wide that they cant even have sex!
Parker: Well they could always play in the mud.
Ryan: Yeah, i suppose...

by HonestAbe69 April 6, 2010

play the polite

(verb) When someone "plays the polite", that means they act AS IF they were polite, but in fact they might not be that polite.

Don't tryta play da polite.

by Fangsta December 15, 2003