Pillow surfer

a person who frequents department stores, excessively touching and squeezing pillows looking for the perfect one. (usually a woman).

..these (pillows) are all dirty and misshapen...clearly a pillow surfer has been through here!

by Butts-walla November 12, 2010

body pillow

something in my dad's room that has yogurt stains on it for some reason.

Me: dad are you cuddling with the body pillow again?
Dad, who is plowing down on that one vampire waifu girl: yeah

by Cring Amongus November 10, 2021

doughnut pillow

a small, doughnut shaped pillow used to provide comfort to those who have suffered serious trauma in or around thier butts,, such as a colonoscopy, surgery, or anal sex. the hole in the center of the doughnut pillow allows one to sit without applyinng pressure to their sensitive rear ends.

Prison was rough, get me a doughnut pillow.

by doughnutshit February 23, 2011

Tongue Pillow

Head of a man's penis as set on another's tongue.

Yeah, she had a very soft tongue pillow. I'll use her again.

by ColdCase March 21, 2011

Pillow Purgatory

When you cant stay awake but you just cant sleep either

Julie keeps texting me and only half of them make sense, she must be stuck in pillow purgatory again

by Zappafan76 April 23, 2011

pillow biter

Gettin the hammer in the back door.

Erin is such a pillow biter, she needs to take pain pills before she gets rammed!

by kate July 19, 2004

pillow biter

A male who enjoys taking it in the ass

I walked into the back bedroom at grimeys party last weekend and saw tex biting a pillow. Man he was getting a good ass pounding I wonder if he's still walking a little slow.

by Frank Grimes June 4, 2005