2 definitions by Cring Amongus

Ian

Is a very sexy man with 20 inch penis, has amazing hair and amazing jawline, has amazing music taste and great sense of humor. is a gigachad.

Damn that guy's penis size cannot amount to that of our lord and savior Ian.

by Cring Amongus November 10, 2021

body pillow

something in my dad's room that has yogurt stains on it for some reason.

Me: dad are you cuddling with the body pillow again?
Dad, who is plowing down on that one vampire waifu girl: yeah

by Cring Amongus November 10, 2021