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-Big sexy"
"They have peni"
"I like peni"
"Look! Peni!"
Comment submitted with request to Delete: "My name is "plurl penises" ad i find it very offensive that the young ladies that came up with this definition used my name! HAHA
-Big sexy"
by ka October 19, 2003
Get the peni mug.1. An anal retentive tool. A douche bag, but not in the literal sense. An uptight, tight-wad sleeze.
by Ashen Skies. September 20, 2003
Get the penile popper mug.1. a whiny man tantruming over something petty
2. a man that doesn't act his age, especially in social situations with the opposite sex
3. a man that is incapable of performing the most menial tasks
2. a man that doesn't act his age, especially in social situations with the opposite sex
3. a man that is incapable of performing the most menial tasks
Husband: You didn't starch my socks!
Wife: Stop being such a penile rivulet and do your own goddamn laundry from now on!
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"Maybe if you weren't acting like such a penile rivulet, you could have banged that chick."
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Office Worker: How do I turn on the copy machine?
Co-Worker: What are you? A penile rivulet?
Wife: Stop being such a penile rivulet and do your own goddamn laundry from now on!
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"Maybe if you weren't acting like such a penile rivulet, you could have banged that chick."
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Office Worker: How do I turn on the copy machine?
Co-Worker: What are you? A penile rivulet?
by Vwortboy July 1, 2009
Get the penile rivulet mug.Pronounced (PEE-NUY-PA-NI-NI)- An Italian style grilled sandwich, in which men's erect members (penises) are placed between to pieces of fresh bread. It is recommended to for the well endowed men to ingest an erectile stimulant such as Viagra or Cialis to help with the longevity of their erections while the sandwich is being pressed in a panini maker. If you do not have a panini maker, a George Forman grill will work as well. The Peni Panini is best served hot with tomato and fresh mozzarella. Manga.
"Dude, me, Ted, and Bill got all wrecked last night with Lisa. Lisa was drinking vodka, aka slut juice, and she started to get really hungry for cock. Needless to say, one wasn't enough. So four of us went back to my place and Lisa proceded to gobble down the Peni Panini that we served her with.
by PMOses November 12, 2010
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