I hit lefty, but only in baseball

A metaphorical way of a telling a gay or lesbian you are straight and have no desire or capacity for a same-sex hookup.
You tell a bi I switch hit, but only in baseball.

At the batting cage....
Lesbian standing outside cage: I just LOOOVEE the way you swing the bat left-handed. Can you hit lefty with me?
Me: Hell, no! I hit lefty, but only in baseball! I I throw righty.

by Stop the Pendulum April 25, 2006

only friend

the only friend of someone who is a loner

man, that girl is such a loner, jaclyn's her only friend

by choochoootrain December 9, 2008

Beckham (UK only)

Pretty good player, now plays for real 'fucking' madrid

by Anonymous September 27, 2003

LxR One N Only

LxR One N Only is one of the few professional Halo 2 players that have actually not been signed yet. He has one of the best BR's that I personally have seen on any players that I have seen play. He makes little kids cry with his beam rifle skills and dont even stand in his way when he is "Double-Shotting". Overall if you go into matchmaking and you see "LxR One N Only" on your team you have a very very good chance of winning.

LxR One N Only raped me so bad my ass STILL hurts.

by GForce X Gaming September 16, 2008

For your eyes only

For only your eyes, not your sexual organs. Commonly used when referring to pictures.

Person 1: Whoa, this is a really deep philosophy article.
Person 2: Ohhhh...so good..fap fap fap!
Person 1: Dude, for your eyes only.

by fyoa December 22, 2008

The One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich

Alternate name for D Unit. "Bad Ass Ostrich" was his first hit single on the album, "Bitches Only Want Your Portfolio".

YO! What's an EMU? Well, think of an ostrich...its a BAD ASS OSTRICH!

You be straight trippin like the One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich.

by The One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich April 14, 2004

chuck norris:the only definition

chuck norris is a texanic goatfucking foreskinamputated bigoted bruce lee imitator and wanna be ninja, he kills people with his cock and scares animals with his pubic hair, his fav food is bear shit and he likes fish sperm to drink, some people think he is idiot but he is only a hilly billy idiot with a fake gun so he can pretend to be a ranger, while rangering he fucks cows and rapes pigs,he was married to 60 chimps in his life and bigfoots r his offspring, he built little boy bomb with 12 kt and after all ppl died in hiroshima he ate them all and became godzilla and started to kill people by raping them, he now is is an allah that is worshipped by arabs and he invented pig languages like arabic

chuck norris was killed on 25th of dec 2012 by obama bin laden

loser: chuck norris can suck my cock
chuck norris: kills him
loser 2:he killed loser 1!
chuck norris:the only definition is my dick bitches

by chuck norris is a pussy May 19, 2010