Onion Laker

A woman of distinction. A strong educated woman. a woman with children whom can feed, cloth and entertain her children.

An Onion Laker is a very strong woman

by FurLife April 13, 2014

Onion Wank

fit as many onion rings on ya cock then bash one off and use your cream and a dip for the rings after.
also linked to cry wank as onion fumes may cause watering of the eye

Super Furry Man Ordered A Chinese And Got Bored Eating his Chicken Chowmain He Picked Up The Bag Of Onion rings And Thought He would have an onion wank, and Ate the onion rings after with his home made dip.

by Rian Cushing December 26, 2009

caramelized onion

When you pull out of a girls ass and smear cum and shit all over her cheeks.

Me:"Why does your bedroom smell like shit?"

Friend:"I was banging my girlfriend's ass last night and gave her a caramelized onion! "

by timmah fo sho mang June 14, 2016

Ass onion

A person that shits out a sphere shaped poo that makes you cry like an onion

'holy shit that is an ass onion you left there'

by furiouswank May 5, 2007

onion chopped

When a person is fucked SO hard they cry...but in a good way.

Man....I onion chopped that bitch so hard she used my whole box of Kleenex.

by Stachaleenda April 10, 2016

cooked onion

Being fired from your job.

My boss said, "Kiley, I need to let you go. You're all done here - you're a cooked onion."

by huskerbabe79keg September 19, 2013

Tonguing the onion

To lick someone's anus and insert the tongue into the rectum during oral sex

1. There's nothing like tonguing the onion while you're going down.
2. Adam have you been tonguing the onion. Your breath smells like shit and I think she backfired.

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 18, 2018