Cheap perfume that smells terrible and makes everyone except the perfume wearer sick. Usually worn by women who are 50 years of age or older. Tends to stick to hair and clothing.
"Susan stopped by last night and my whole house reeks like old lady perfume. She hugged me and I had to take a shower and wash my clothes to get it off me."
Greg: "It stinks in here, what is that?!"
Marsha: "Alice was just here and I'm pretty sure she bathed in old lady perfume this morning."
Greg: "Gross. Go take a shower."
Greg: "It stinks in here, what is that?!"
Marsha: "Alice was just here and I'm pretty sure she bathed in old lady perfume this morning."
Greg: "Gross. Go take a shower."
by mlamson January 7, 2011
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Omg I miss old Kanye he was so much better on this song now he just sold his soul to the devil!! - Some butthurt youtuber
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Kaylee : Don't you just love it when Chad wears Old Spice to work!
Kiersten : Not really I prefer Jake cause he wears Axe!
Kaylee : Yeah I see where your coming from Jake makes Chad smell like A outhouse!
Kiersten : And Jake has a bigger cock as well!
Kaylee : WOW!!!
Kiersten : Not really I prefer Jake cause he wears Axe!
Kaylee : Yeah I see where your coming from Jake makes Chad smell like A outhouse!
Kiersten : And Jake has a bigger cock as well!
Kaylee : WOW!!!
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Get the old pussy mug.John: Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters.
Jeremy: Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.
John: I wasn't crying like a little girl.
Jeremy: Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
makes sputtering motorboat noise
You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?
Jeremy: Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.
John: I wasn't crying like a little girl.
Jeremy: Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
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You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?
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