Bad Noodle

1. a bad/naughty child 2. an under/over cooked pasta

1. That little Johnny is such a bad noodle!
2. One time i ate a really bad noodle at Po's Pasta Place.

by eellennluva October 17, 2010

noodle noccer

someone who has the decency and respect to get out of the car to shoot you, instead of commiting a drive-by

Gang Member #1: Why are you gettin' out of the car? Just blast those guys from the car!
Gang Memeber #2: Hell no Cuz! We ain't do no drive-bys around here. We hop out! Noodle Noccers Cuz!
Gang Member #1: Good plan! That's so much more respectable!

by Street's Disciple 89 June 11, 2007

Noodle tickeler

A girl who teases a guy to a full on hard on then walks away leaving him to suffer.

I'm really horny and not wearing any panties... oh sorry, gotta go home. thanks for dinner. (noodle tickeler)

by B1tchchic January 23, 2008

Noodle puffer

A gay man who prefers to perform fellatio on Asian men.

Now I know why Rich likes dim sum so much, he's a noodle puffer.

by Herbos, a prince July 5, 2008

Noodleskootch

having sex with a chair...

Guy 1: How was your weekend?

Guy 2: Not Good

Guy 1: Why

Guy 2: Steve Came Over

Guy 1: What's so bad about that?

Guy 2: He Noodleskootched...

Guy 1: Ewwwwwwww....

Guy 2: Yeah, the chair broke

Steve: Damn...

by FuckaFuckingBanana April 13, 2009

noodle wanker

1. One who plays guitar

2. One who masturbates profusely (male specific)

Guy 1: this band is so good

Guy 2: guy is a real noodle wanker

by Noodlewankassdankass February 19, 2009

noodle 500

driving around your block numerous times and not letting your friend in the car.

STOP DOING THE NOODLE 500!!!! We are going to be late to the movie.

by IM KAMPFING ALL OVER May 19, 2009