Noah 

A gay prostitute with hair like a loo brush and shit at all sport. Also has no penis.

That dumbass is such a Noah

Noah by Haccker123 March 6, 2014

Noah 

Total asshole who would rather fuck his girlfriend than hang out with any of his friends. Don't ask him to do anything with you for he will lie to you and ditch you so he can be with girlfriend due to his nymphomania.

"Hey Noah, Wanna hang out? Nah man, I'm going to enter girlfriend's name here's house. Maybe some other time."

Noah by iNSOMNiA June 17, 2015

Noah 

He is a cute looking man that likes to talk to girls his favorite thing to do is have erections and take pills to grow his penis (he also is not good at spelling)

Noah would love pills to grow his penis out.

Noah by Tuchman February 1, 2017

Noah 

Male with a microscopic penis which also sucks at football and looks ugly as hell

Fuck you Noah

Noah by Swag hoes December 7, 2015

Noah 

An insecure self centered faggot that no one likes; someone who only cares about himself; a Person who thinks he is above everyone else.

Hey stop being a Noah and help.

Noah by Thespokentruth December 20, 2014

Noah 

A derogatory word meant to make peoples precious feelings hurt and make them cry out of their buttholes. Can be used as an adjective, a noun and a fruit.

You're Noah's so fat he has his own zip code

Noah by pablo sanchez666 April 8, 2011

Noah 

Gaylord he's a bitch and should die in a hole fuck off Noah

Dude you look so gay you look like a Noah

Noah by The real urban dictionary 69 6 August 10, 2016