Mickey Mouse

Mickey Mouse is the strongest fictional character ever. He has gone through numerous of lethal injuries and he still is doing okay. He also magnetizes anyone that sees him so that they love him, in all ways. Mickey Mouse is the best fictional character.

Oh Mickey Mouse you taste so good!

by Desi_Dude May 16, 2022

Mickey Mouse

A demon of chaos and death, although seemingly innocent, this hellspawn will eat your children and then try to sell you a pair of mouse ears. Interestingly, these mouse ears are actually a demonic and symbolic message to satan that you’ve been marked by Mickey Mouse and thus, have no soul.

Kid: what the hell is that thing?

Mom: look away son, it’s a Mickey Mouse.

by Khoatic May 16, 2022

Mickey

They really like fries and are down bad for fictional men that will never love them back…so they resort to a less fictional man that is a himbo #himbolover

K: Have you met Mickey?

O: that himbo lover? They got a lot of guts liking one of those

by rqxztxr December 16, 2021

Mickey

A top.

Wow no wonder everyone thinks you're a flirt, you type like a Mickey

by Scribble. April 6, 2022

Sexy Mickey Mouse

Sexy ass Mickey Mouse. End of November fun.

"Why did you nut in November."
"Oh, my b, it was sexy Mickey Mouse."

by The Guy from MN November 16, 2021

mickey duck

When you get a girl and pump a couple of kids out of her, then leave.

Hank pulled a Mickey duck on old Janice haha cheeky snake

by Maddawgjimbo November 17, 2021

Mickey

Anyone Named Colin McCarthy (AKA McMickey)

You are so incredibly mickey, you dont even know how to eat a chicken wing.

by Dualies March 25, 2022