Your Vajesty

a title of respect used when addressing a Monarch of the very highest rank, particularly a queen or empress

Pardon me Your Vajesty, but do I make you randy?

by not_my_cup_of_vajoe March 14, 2009

Your Mom

a fucking way overused "joke" for 8-12 year olds in elementary and middle school/junior high.

Joe: "What did you do yesterday?"
Bill: "Your Mom!"

Josh: "Whats up?"
Jimmy: "Your Mom!"

Bob: "Who are you?"
Fred: "Your Mom!"

by TheDankMaster69 June 2, 2017

your mum

a insult that a giant not funny noce would use.

jonny: "WHO STOLE MY BURRITO??" Jimmy "your mum"

by ihavegianntpp January 18, 2021

your mind

empty

Girlfriend: Hmm, I wonder what he is thinking about
Your mind: *no thoughts, head empty, only nintendo music*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 4, 2022

your mine

when you like someone so much you dont want other people to look at them or like them

me: your mine
you: i know :)

by jiggaKnee April 10, 2022

your mom

can also be used as a witty commentary on a previously provided statement

Example 1:
Person1: silence is golden
Person2: If silence is golden, then me and your mom didn't win a medal last night
Random Person: OOOHHHHHHH

Example2:
Person1: A good person like you is hard to find, everyone else is a dime a dozen
Person2: Your mom is a dime a dozen
Random Person: HAHAHA OHHHHHH your mom. dude he was making fun of your mom. lets go smoke up

by Roscoed your mom June 23, 2004

your mom

A saying used in foolish response to any question or statement. A form of comic relief made by a teenage male at the lunch table or in the middle of english class. Can be added to any statement for comical effect.

..so today class we will be discussing Shakespeares entire works.....

Guy: Hey man, do you have your notes from yesterday?
Guy 2: Nope...i left them with YOUR MOM last night.

Girl: Hey what did you decide to do about that project you didnt turn in
Idiotic Guy: uh. ....YOUR MOM!

by brent April 19, 2005