New England bite

A large, mouthful sized bite out of a piece of food.

"Someone just took a New England bite out of that muffin and then just left it on the table."

by Gerald Thompson September 20, 2019

New Zealand Mudsnail

The act of having your SO laying upside down and taking a dump on their “downstairs” in a swirl (ice cream like) formation. And then allowing it to slid down their front to their face and leaving a snail trail.

I was doing Matilda dingo style. I pulled out and gave her a New Zealand Mudsnail and it waltzed all the way down to her mouth.

by Shit Slider September 17, 2020

New SpongeBob

Something that is good and overhated

Have you seen New SpongeBob its so overhated? No I have not seen New SpongeBob

by Local Pillow July 28, 2021

New Balls

An expression used to signify a change in perspective after a life altering event.

Gabe : You actually got head for the first time?

Chris: Dude, new balls.

by Staticc February 21, 2022

New York Hypothetical

A devious hypothetical that requires a man to pick between performing the actions of One Guy One Screwdriver or having their balls jumped on 10 times, shot with a paintball gun 10 times, and tazed 3 times all while on camera

I was trying to sleep but my homie rolled over and gave me the New York Hypothetical and completely ruined my night

by JahPresto July 21, 2022

New Gede

Once a man of honour, aka a Great Gede, the new gede is a declining failure that can never be happy. He can fall in the trap of substances, phone charging schemes, big foreheads, and skinny Minnies. Although he would like to think so, he is no longer the group leader and the group’s stability is suffering without their Great Gede.

Ib: “That guy has no comebacks!”
Ranger: “He must be New Gede.”

Marcus: “Wow man we’ve smoked a lot today.”
Spencer: “‘Not as much as New Gede…”

Girl: “Has anyone seen my beanie?”
Eli: “Ya New Gede took it. He still isn’t over those same girls from highschool.”

by TheGoletaPunisher November 6, 2022

New Sharlston

New Sharlston, ex mining village built solely for the purpose of housing hard working miners. Since the mine closed in 1995 theres has been only one job opportunity in New Sharlston. A village of 200 people with one person employed as a taxi driver. The children of the old miners are now adults who have never worked, they spend their days routing for coal in the old pit stakes, stealing alloy wheels, burning tyres, walking lurchers and drinking cider. The place reakes of rubber and shit. They all claim benefits due to the lack of employment in the village. All are related, recognised by orange hair. It's not a pleasant place, I don't recommend visiting on Mondays as strangers are often roasted on bbqs. I recommend visiting on Tuesday if you have to, when they get benefits get paid you are less likely to be eaten.

I live in New Sharlston it's a village

by bootcutter67 March 9, 2023