napocalypse

When you mean to have a quick nap, but instead sleep for hours and throw off your schedule.

"What happened to you? You missed the show last night."
"The Napocalypse hit."
"Ah, ok."

by mcnap January 7, 2012

napover

the feeling of being super tired even after a long ass nap.
may contain more yawns then normal. comes from english origin of nap+hangover.

Man im so tired and I even took a long ass nap today, goddamn napover

by @swiftdiddles January 15, 2012

Nappetizer

A) Noun. The final alcoholic beverage one consumes before losing consciousness. Usually associated with irrational exuberance and unwarranted confidence. After ingesting a nappetizer, most details of the evening must later be forensically reconstructed with the help of friends, as recall is impaired significantly.

B) Noun. A nightcap.

"Dude, that 7th shot of Jager was totally his nappetizer. What the fuck was he thinking?"

"Hey, baby -- why don't you come inside for a quick nappetizer? Plus we can play Guitar Hero..."

by 3E7H October 8, 2012

Nappers regret

When all you wanted to do was take a quick nap but instead you slept for three hours and you are incredibly confused and cranky.

Tim had a long day and wanted to nap for thirty minutes but instead slept on for four hours! He's probably suffering from Nappers regret.

Tim: Fuck! I'm even more tired than before. I've got Nappers regret...

by Bzing September 4, 2013

Napplezism

A cross between the words "Apple" and "Nazism", the word "Napplezism" refers to a growing breed of Apple product consumers who believe that Apple products are the superior race in the high-tech luxury goods market. "Napplezis" can be distinguished from normal Apple consumers by their absolute commitment to Apple, their worship of Steve Jobs and their refusal to consider any other brand of tablet, phone, music player or computer despite any problems the Apple version may have.

Acer's Transformer Pad is a sorely underrated tablet, despite its many positive features. It is suspected Napplezism may have played a part in its downfall, with Napplezis helping to spread propaganda so that consumers tended to buy Ipads instead of other viable alternatives. We can only hope this is not the beginning of the Final Solution.

by Gregory VIII August 20, 2013

nappartunity

An out-of-blue chance to take a refreshing nap

A whole row of seats was empty on the flight to Milwauke. What a great nappartunity!

by manton12 January 5, 2014

Nappetite

A routine maintained by going to sleep at a consistent time each night. Tends to be especially hard to maintain on a long break of any kind.

Mom: James, you have to start going to bed earlier, okay? School is about to start again.

James: But mom!

Mom: No buts! You'll ruin your nappetite!

by Go1ng Commando January 6, 2014