Mumtrail

The trails mums leave after getting too drunk and horny and not able to walk, the result being a MUMTRAIL!

Dude check that over there, she's leaving a huge mumtrail I better go lap that up!

or

Wow ima go say Hi to her, check her sticky mumtrail!

by THE MAN MAN August 25, 2013

mutter mouth

When you get toung twisted and when someone else is muttering you say to them....... Oh you mutter mouth.

My friend is a real mutter mouth

by SavvyShafer123 October 28, 2014

mutt strutt

Young teenage males parading around the neighborhood without a shirt on flexing their muscles to catch girl's eyes.

OMG! Look at those boy's doin the mutt strutt.

by Wicked~Orchid December 7, 2014

mattress mommy

Similar to a pillow princess. It makes her lover/baby happy to please his/her mommy with out need for reciprocity. Often with lots of instruction and rewards like with a dom/sub relationship.

I love to make my mattress mommy happy.

by synsmommy March 16, 2015

mattress lap

An bountifully haired pubic region, usually on a female, with the appearance of a part stuffed mattress.

Uncommon due to the exponential growth of styled pubic depilation amongst the teen and twenty something demographic.

Wow look at that!!

Ya think it's a merkin?

Mebbe, but it is a she is a true Mattress Lap

by Townsman July 28, 2016

mutt punk

Someone that is influenced by more than one style of punk.

Guy: I'm a mutt punk. I listen to all styles of punk. All styles interest me. Some days I listen to Bad Religion; Other days I listen to Dropkick Murphys. But at the end of the day we're fight for the same fucking cause! Punk's not dead!

by Annoymoss July 17, 2016

MUTT

Mostly, Unemployed, Trailer, Trash.

Derogatory term sometimes used by law enforcement.

" That MUTT needs to get a job so he stops calling 911 every day."

by Edward J. July 8, 2016