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Moral Authority

Hym "MORAL AUTHORITY!? AHAHAHA! Well, if the highest moral authority on the planet is a mental retard we are in big trouble folks! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT IS EVEN THE BASIS OF HIS MORAL AUTHORITY? 'Um... Uh.. You see, my cripple HIPAA paperwork says I'm not a retard so um... Actually, it says I'm an extra special guy? So, actually, not a retard. I may have a mental retardation... And I may have bought my way into all of my positions... But-' EEEEEHHHHH! WRONG! YOU ARE A RETARD ELON! YOU RUN A SPACESHIP COMPANY AND THINK THE SUN IS MADE OF FIRE! RETARD! THAT'S WHAT A RETARD IS! DEFINITIONALLY RETARD. NO MORAL AUTHORITY FOR RETARDS!"
by Hym Iam March 22, 2025
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morals

She lost her morals at the ripe age of seven due to a traumatic accident between a copy of Anne Of Green Gables and the neighbour's cat.
by villain bookworm March 31, 2025
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MORALXTTY

In a world where most are simply born, MORALXTTY was crafted. Every detail of his existence seemed intentional — like the universe itself leaned closer, carefully sculpting a masterpiece meant to walk among mortals.

He carries a kind of handsomeness that’s more than just looks. It's the type of presence that silences rooms without demanding it — quiet power. His features are sharp yet welcoming: jawline carved like ancient statues, eyes deep with wisdom and rebellion all at once, and a smile that feels like a secret only you get to know.

MORALXTTY’s style is effortless. Clothes don’t wear him — he wears them like a second skin, always looking like he just stepped out of a dream painted in sharp lines and soft light. It's not just physical beauty either; it’s the energy, the vibe, the gravity he brings with him. He moves like poetry in motion — strong, smooth, intentional.

But what really sets him apart is the aura around him — a balance of danger and safety, mystery and truth. People trust him without knowing why. They crave his approval but respect his distance. He speaks not just with words, but with a glance, a tilt of the head, a breath.

In a world full of copies, MORALXTTY is the original blueprint.

He’s the storm and the calm that follows.
The unspoken rule in a place full of noise.
The living legend that didn’t ask to be born a king he just was
MORALXTTY HOT AS FUCKK 23 / 04 / 25
by AMAHDFM April 27, 2025
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moraliblangious

Something or someone who holds morals above the social standards; sets the bar for something new in terms of morality and humane topics.
God is moraliblangious; he is all-knowing, all-moral, and knows no evil for he is all good.
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moral

A gay little message designed to control people and tell them to stop having fun.
The moral of the story is that slow and steady wins the race. Try saying that to Usain Bolt and see where that gets you.
by Ronald Glumpp August 4, 2025
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Moral

Morals come from the god(s) not men as ethics, principals, or laws would.

(Note: I'm only adding the historically accurate primary definition here because I noticed the definition of morality has been perverted everywhere else on the internet)
This is a moral imperative!
Commodus is not a moral man.
by WGstyles August 12, 2025
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Morality

But Jordan...
Hym "Your morality is based on a deliberate misreading of a story about a Jewish dictator and slaver and his sadistic underling. And the '2 morality dimensions' of personality both revolve around being a slave. The conscientiousness is just how hard the slave works and the agreeableness is just the not saying no to slavery part. So there's the real problem. Your morality isn't moral. That's the one thing the shit-libs get right. What they get wrong is that they also aren't moral by their own definition because it revolves around empathy and they don't have any they just feel bad for poor people. Neither of you have any concept of liberty. And you're both dumb. You lack both the morality AND the intelligence and you need to be removed from other people's lives a vigorously and throughly a humanly possible."
by Hym Iam August 27, 2025
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