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Monopoly

The capitalism board game to ruin friendships so maybe this is why woman shouldn’t have ruin friendships for men also fuck woman monopoly I don’t wanna give you no extra 40$ for being a woman
Joey: Hey what should we play?
Mark: Let’s play monopoly
Carl: Ok
(2 years later)
Carl: yay I won how much has it been by the way?
Joey: 2 years
Mark: how tf has it been 2 years?!?!?!
by FrankieTheNOOB1 January 23, 2022
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monopescus

UMMM... i thunk it is a disease in your asshole or sum like that???
My brother has monopescus... what a nasty whore
by SWAGERONI MUFFIN February 3, 2022
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Monopoly

Monopoly/Over extremely mad. Monopoly is a board game. People rarely say monopoly to explain how (over extremely) mad they are, most people would find this extremely rude. Which explains why no one uses it.
While me and my sister were arguing I used the comeback "monopoly" when no one was looking at us. She never talked to me again. I regret saying that. "How about monopoly!!"
by Keke12real December 29, 2021
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monoplatformism

A dangerous mindset that a lot of amateur business owners get hooked into - that operates almost like a religion where they focus ALL their efforts (and risk their livelihood) on a single platform. Usually represented by a belief that a paid or organic marketing platform will save their lives and businesses.

Monoplatformism is the belief of many small business owners have that you only need one marketing channel in order to succeed in life, therefore going "all in" on one BUT risking everything in the process.
"Monoplatformism is the only way to succeed"- said the business owner just before they got bitch slapped by an algororithm change.
by moneyartist February 20, 2022
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monoporners

I just watched some monoporners
by Bobbyjesus March 10, 2022
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Monopoly

The reason my family is broken, and my friends hate me.
by Jkdeeznuts May 4, 2022
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Monopoly

A economic-themed board game designed by antimonopolist Lizzie Maggie that had 2 sets anti-monopolist and monopolist, but we all probably played only the monopolist set.
Guy 1: man ur too good at monopoly
Guy 2: because i am a professional at being a capitalist
by NectaredBee June 23, 2022
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