Pale Mojito

A cool, refreshing alcoholic drink consisting of 2 ounces (or more) of vodka, 7-UP (tm), and mint leaves. Served over ice, typically in a tall glass with either a sugared or un-sugared rim.

Scott enjoyed a Pale Mojito at the pool

by Vegas Scott April 21, 2009

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Fresh Mojito

A tiny male Mexican prostitute.

Happy birthday buddy, I got a fresh mojito waiting for you in Pittsburgh.

by Rainier42 February 23, 2012

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Hu-MANity

noun
1. an expression or emphasis placed on the man in humanity to convey the need to allow men who feel overlooked, invisible, or even forgotten to have a voice in today's society

We need to allow the "man" back into hu-MANity so that men feel connected and valued in today's hostile society.

by K.L.M September 27, 2018

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Having two computer monitors for the purpose of watching porn. This will allow the viewer to listen to the moaning through two high definition speakers, which makes for some great fondling and erotic ejaculations.

Big Easy: Dude, I was plowing my wife last night, and she was moaning like a whale on crack.

Juicy J: Bro, me and my chick were watching some porn on some Dual Moanitors last night. The shit was electric and I swear I blew a load like a whale blows water out it’s blowhole. It really works wonders.

Big Easy: Wow... I have never been so proud of you in my life.

by Stoney69 March 16, 2019

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