An obese, Shrek-looking individual often found in temperate deciduous forested areas such as Millersburg. Generally speaking, this individual is very hypocritical. Often making fun of trends and then flamboyantly leading that trend. He is sexist, looks like Sloth from Goonies, and is the only real J Cole fan. His facial structure resembles that of a plate of spaghetti that took a punch from Mike Tyson. His horrid facial features could be compared to Jack Jeebs from Men In Black. Overall, this individual can be summed up as an atrocious person that contributes nothing to this world.
Did you see that Matt Christoff back there?
Yea, it looks like a mix between the Elephant Man and Caitlyn Jenner.
Yea, it looks like a mix between the Elephant Man and Caitlyn Jenner.
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A forest in Ohio where you take sluts in your Jeep and fuck them right in their fat ass so hard that their vagina gets stuck in the shifter knob and you have to use your winch to get them off.
Last night, I took Olivia to the Marty Groves and got her tight twat impaled on my big black knob. Third gear smells so fuckin' good!!
by Joel A. Queer November 22, 2010
Get the The Marty Groves mug.While once having a positive sacrificial meaning, now polluted by Activision's knack for an attempt to make death less fail and more win. Martyrdom was an intended military training program first seen in one of Activision's popular video game titles Call of Duty 4 as a simulation for a possible military technique to increases the chances of winning a war after failing. Their program would teach our soldiers to always have a grenade ready, pin pulled, in case they died by an onslaught of P-90 sub-machine guns, to get satisfy their already emotionless mind's need for revenge.
While Call of Duty 4 showed tremendous progress to the number of players using the perk, they also noticed the perk-users' average IQ stood on average below room temperature. This soon got worse and all attempts to shoot the opposing force ceased, since dying made the game easier increasing your number of kills masking your dull wits.
The data collected showed that even the noobiest player, noobtube and all, can kill the best hacker making citizens more and more equal. The military quickly backed out to avoid promoting communism among their soldiers representing America and avoid the title: "Asshat."
Activision has now turned to GM for a possible investment.
While Call of Duty 4 showed tremendous progress to the number of players using the perk, they also noticed the perk-users' average IQ stood on average below room temperature. This soon got worse and all attempts to shoot the opposing force ceased, since dying made the game easier increasing your number of kills masking your dull wits.
The data collected showed that even the noobiest player, noobtube and all, can kill the best hacker making citizens more and more equal. The military quickly backed out to avoid promoting communism among their soldiers representing America and avoid the title: "Asshat."
Activision has now turned to GM for a possible investment.
Turn off Martyrdom!
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Ainur: "Hmm, you have a point. Maybe I should not."
Ainur: "Hmm, you have a point. Maybe I should not."
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Known as the undisputed king of Sludge Metal and Stoner Rock
He incurred the foundations of all modern Stoner and southern Proggressive rock, and is served by his right hand man Brent Hinds from Mastodon.
It is rumored that he has divine snakes and has sex to finntroll and has been able to pillage archaic tombs.
Known as the undisputed king of Sludge Metal and Stoner Rock
He incurred the foundations of all modern Stoner and southern Proggressive rock, and is served by his right hand man Brent Hinds from Mastodon.
It is rumored that he has divine snakes and has sex to finntroll and has been able to pillage archaic tombs.
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