Malcom toolsie

Malcom is a dick sucking clunt that is gay and he like to talk about gay shit in 1st period

Malcom toolsie talks alot in first period

by Caramelmoth1 May 28, 2018

Malsolchroning

That dreadful point in the day where the sun is too low in the sky to be blocked by your sun visor, but too high for it to be dark.

I was trying to nap on the car ride home, but we were so deep in malsolchroning that the sun shined through my closed eyes no matter how I was sitting. I had to take my jacket off and put it over my head, like that's a remotely normal thing to do.

by Crox T. Cryptid June 7, 2022

mallocated

poorly situated; in a bad location

This hotel is seriously mallocated, its not near any tourist attractions!

by hannamaphone June 27, 2005

Malcomex

Noun:Used to label any particularly vocal member of "La Raza" or the Folk Nation gangs. Especially applicable to anyone espousing a separationist theology.

"Man! I was walking by the bodega and heard malcomex bad mouthing the gringos to the other gangsters. If the cops don't do something quick, there's gonna be blood."

by voxtorious October 14, 2008

malform

The false female emotion of sexual rejection as if she is not attractive, when the true reason was ultimately too much alcohol on the male's part aka: whiskey dick.

Even though Jane was a jasmine, she was pissed and malform after throwing herself at the guy who had a Crush on her, as he lay there helpless.

by Lunch Box Dumbo June 3, 2010

malconscience

The small voice in your head that tells you to do bad things or, even your doing bad things telling you that are right. It's almost like your regular conscience, only malconscience is its evil twin.

Person 1: when i smashed the vase,a voice in my head was telling me that it was okay to do it

Person 2: thats called a malconscience

by Jeff The Killer1976 May 18, 2014

Malkoviched

to turn someone into John Malkovich or to pay homage to John Malkovich; to photoshop John Malkovich's face onto someone else's head.

Sandro Miller's photographic collaboration with actor extraordinaire, John Malkovich is simply fantastic but I can't help but wish they would have Malkoviched Yoko Ono as well as John Lennon in the reproduction of Annie Leibovitz's famous photograph.

by DirtyMalkovicher September 21, 2014