The Oxford Valley mall

The local mall in Buck’s County. At one point it was nice, but has gone extremely downhill in recent years. If you go there today, you will be greeted by empty shelves, dirt, extremely shady looking stores, a stand which sells vapes (and most likely worse drugs), and literal human shit on the floor.

“Do you want to go the Oxford Valley Mall?”
“No, that’s gross!”
“I just pooped in the middle of the mall!!”

by Lmaohi7 May 15, 2019

Ghost mall

A mall where most tenants have vacated.due to changes in retail shopping patterns. Online shopping plays a big role in this phenomonem.

Hey! Let's go to fiesta mall today. It's. Almost a ghost mall at this point.i'll bring my camera

We could shoot some great video!

by 4realazitgits March 5, 2021

Battlefield Mall

The main mall in Springfield Missouri that carry's fine retailers like T-Shirt Station and Spirit Halloween and possibly the worst Pizza Buffet in the world.

Lets visit Battlefield Mall's Spirit Halloween in the Old Sears Building!

by asdasdqwrfadfwqe October 30, 2023

National makeout in a changing room or mall day

ON JUNE 29th u and ur partner will makeout in a mall or changing room in a store or a mall

Riley-Hey it’s June 29th National makeout in a changing room or mall day let’s go to the changing rooms

Eliana-Alr let’s go then

by Idkimcrazylol June 25, 2022

the mall

the mall, was a place, long ago, we would go to. See the young ones, will never know. stepping into a toys r us, or a macy's, seeing the aisles go forever. Going to see Santa, asking him for a gift for being so good. Maybe you weren't but, Santa couldn't be happier to give you one. Now it's a fading memory as online shopping and gentrification takes over

You went to the mall yesterday? Nice, get any Knick knacks at the radio shack?

by I am here, right now and later August 9, 2025

Mall Muscles

Muscle groups that become especially developed with habitual shopping.

(After five hours of mall shopping)

Girl 1: Man I am so sore carrying all these bags for so long.

Girl 2: I know right - don't forget all that walking. We totally just had a workout.

Girl 1: Yeah our "mall muscles" let's get a real out out in tomorrow morning! Let's go for a run?

Girl 2: You are crazy girl.

by Tehefvriyoas January 2, 2014

Coconut Mall

Something that is overly-complicated and overly theorised, but is actually simple.
Not to be confused with the Mario kart thingy

This shit is not hard at all like they said. This is a coconut mall.

by Guibif September 20, 2021