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Major key is the key to success, the ultimatum to blessing up. Thank you DJ Khaled.
Major key to being rich is not being poor. Bless up, they don't want us to win, so I win.
by JaxonWaxonTaxon July 26, 2016
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Major

Male name. Meaning: Strong Male Name of African American Decent.

Major is the best type of human. His smile would give you butterflies. He's a hard worker and loves his family and girlfriend. He is impulsive at times, but when he takes time to think things through he can make magic happen. You could get lost in this Mans eyes and lips. He enjoys spending time in the group chat with the homies, which can lead to mischief at times. Often Major is happy go lucky, but can get sad every now and then too. Major would do anything for you, but you should never take advantage of him. He requires love and affection. Major tends to lock up his feelings, but when you open him up a bit they can show you a ridiculous love like no other. He is the kind of man you'd want to fall in love with.
I Love Major
by Tulloma November 22, 2021
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Sergeant Major

The highest enlisted rank in the Army and Marines. His job is to be a dick.
Soldier: Good morning, Sergeant Major.

Sergeant Major: How do you know what kinda goddamn day it is?

Soldier: Beautiful day, Sergeant Major.

Sergeant Major: What are you, a fucking weatherman?
by AragornElessar February 8, 2024
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Major

Big as shit, lies about everything, makes everyone his "bitch", claims he gets puss
by Garrett Bobby Fergesion November 30, 2017
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Modern Major General

A song that debuted in an opera called The Pirates of Penzance. It entered popular culture in recent decades following its adaptation in VeggieTales. Nowadays, it's commonly parodied in various memes
"I'm very good with integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalcules;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern major general!"
(In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
he is the very model of a modern major general!)
by Inlovewithabsol June 15, 2024
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G Major 6

A effect with low threshold and the pitches 0 and -6
G Major 6 is too dark.
by mp2278 October 12, 2023
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Major Cloog

Youtuber who's a pedophile with a gore fetish, he loves animating gorey animations mostly involving furries for kids on YouTube. He was outed as a groomer by a wizard ale shitpost on Twitter for grooming a 12 year old furry kid over Discord.
Major Cloog should stay away from children
by Fishy Mann March 4, 2024
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