Military slang for - Someone who spends too much time by themselves (alone) in their one man room (bunk) with the door closed and possibly locked!!
Corporal to soldier “Oi, Pte Evans 512, where is Pte Jones 627?”. Pte Evans to Corporal”Sorry Cpl, I don’t know but if I had to guess he is probably making like a Bunk Monk back in the Accommodation Block”
by Le Brun October 13, 2021

The now dead meme known as "Return To Monke" Which I think originates from the video where a person evolves from a monkey to a human and says "Go back I want to be monkey!" Is where simply a person acts like they are a monkey
Son: "Dad look at this cool meme I found!"
Dad: "Oh let me see."
Dad: "Why the fuck is a monkey dancing while someone is saying stinky poo in the background"
Son: "It's suppose to be funny dad!"
Dad: "I'm putting you up for adoption"
Dad: "Oh let me see."
Dad: "Why the fuck is a monkey dancing while someone is saying stinky poo in the background"
Son: "It's suppose to be funny dad!"
Dad: "I'm putting you up for adoption"
by IREALLYREALLYREALLYDONTKNOW April 22, 2022

by Oscartheotter May 8, 2018

Matilda is the person everyone wants to be, they aspire to be her! She is the prettiest person who ever roamed earth. Matilda is smart, a basher and loves animals! If you have a Matilda as a friend you are extremely lucky. She always puts a smile on your face because Matilda is never feeling melancholy!
by Awsomenes.s July 13, 2017
