Molly Whomp

To slap another in the face with one's penis.

...I'm serious, that's what it means!

If that hoe doesn't shut up I'm so gonna Molly whomp her.

by MACHone Inc. June 4, 2005

Child Molester

A fancy word for a person who rapes children (not to be confused with pedophile though most child molesters are also pedophiles). I don't understand why they don't simply call them child rapists. It would avoid a lot of confusion.

Man: Hi little girl, I know you just moved in here but I wanted to tell you the guy across the street is a child molester so don't go by him.
Little Girl: I wonder what a child molester is? I'm gonna go ask the guy across the street...

by AOM August 19, 2008

molester mustache

a rail-thin mustache; usually on 26-45 year-old sex offenders who have finished puberty but by the looks of their 'stache, you would think that they just began puberty. they do not have to be sex offenders, but those who are not guilty of the crime tend to shave it off at the sight of the thinness above their lip

Person A: "Hey, look at that guy's mustache. He's old, but it's growing in a 13-year old's would."

Person B: "That pervert has a molester mustache"

by Pimp Turtles May 27, 2007

mollified

Pacified, calmed.

The anger was soon mollified.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

naked molerat

Somebody who has the complusion to defecate in the nude.

Ryan is a total naked molerat! I walked in on him in the bathroom and he wasn't wearing any clothes!

by chupacabra1998 April 30, 2010

molester stache

A gnarly, unkept moustache typically sported by child molesters, hillbillies, and convicted fellons.

The camp counselor sporting the molester stache was not introduced to the parents on orientation day, for fear that they would object to his being near their children.

by TimmyVD April 30, 2007

moldy

1. Word describing anything that contains weed, usually food.
2. Word describing one who is high.

derived from mold

1. Dude, want some brownies? They're f--king moldy.
2. Dude, Guy smoked like a pound of mold and he's hella moldy.

by Guy Diddley May 9, 2006