by DefaultNon April 13, 2021

by Rayman999 October 19, 2021

Tough luck 🍀 is when you was in love with someone and all that love is gone , and when you was the best to them and about to be the worst to them, and say fuck it because you remembered how you love them. And tell them about it. And yeah that’s tough luck 🍀 ☘️🌿🌱
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ July 13, 2024

The complete opposite of chuck luck. Lan luck is comparative to slipping on ice and landing on your ass, only instead of falling on the ground, you end up falling on a 12 inch dildo coated in rockguard that bottoms out in your lungs. Many people who suffer from lan luck end up contemplating suicide or suffer from depression and a resentment for people who live their lives normally. Often times you will see these individuals praying beforehand to just have something work for once. This usually involves menial tasks such as loading up a video game, trying to get marginally lucky for lootbox rewards or just going from point A to point B whilst travelling. Many of the afflicted are named Landon, Lan or have some sort of variation of the previously listed names. The cause is unknown but is the main driving point that people associated with chuck luck are to blame as they are viewed as siphoning all luck away from them. Those who have the names "chuck" are deeply resented in these situations.
Lan: "Please God. Please God. Please God! Just start the damn game. I'm sick of this."
Joe: "Dude. We're waiting. Hurry up!"
Chuck: "Seriously man. Been waiting for like an hour now."
Lan: "Fuck! Fucking game crashed again! Are you serious?! Fuck this. I'm out! So done with this lan luck shit..."
Joe: "Dude. We're waiting. Hurry up!"
Chuck: "Seriously man. Been waiting for like an hour now."
Lan: "Fuck! Fucking game crashed again! Are you serious?! Fuck this. I'm out! So done with this lan luck shit..."
by Chucky boyyyooo February 15, 2019

by TBH...IDGAF August 5, 2021

by little_secret2.0 June 11, 2023

Whenever anything CAN & DOES go wrong no matter what you do, say, don't do and whoever helps, no matter what help is given and/or available. If it's gunna stuff up, it will! That's "Bung Luck" for ya .... Awwwwww, "Bung Luck!"
by Captain Bung April 30, 2006
