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gagging lion

The act of gagging on a handfull of fire ants while mid orgasm. Usually by surprise.
Marching In decided to give Xol a gagging lion last night, she still hasn't recovered.
by Try,me March 10, 2024
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Lion Mess

A great soccer player from Portugal, his greatest rival is Cristian Ronald.
Did you see Lion Mess beat Cristian Ronald last night?
by arandomgdfurry December 20, 2022
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Lion Tamer

Lion Tamer is a game played by two people more often by heterosexual couples but not exclusively. It does not require a chair or a whip or a lion for that matter.
The correct way to engage the game is to ask your partner if they would like to play Lion Tamer.
If they agree simply start the game.

If they don't know how to play or question the name of the game ("Lion Tamer?" "What's that?")

You simply say "You get on your hands and knees and I put my head in your mouth"

The wholesome version of this game is nigh impossible but the dirty version is simple and can lead to hours of fun.
by Lex Luthor 801 October 10, 2022
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lumbar lion

huge masculine cock that packs more power then a haymaker from Kimbo slice.... so big that not even the most interesting man in the world has it....... a cock with pube flow better then rob ryan.
you go up into heaven and dumb out a lumbar lion and god immediately falls to hell and it is now yours and you make a law of prancing naked women to suck and clean your lumbar lion all day long.
by yoyoyoerock October 30, 2011
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the lion has awoken from his den

When I guy wakes up and has a morning boner
Ah, what a beautiful morning. Oh look, the Lion has awoken from his den.
by TheWiseOldWizard February 16, 2015
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lion king

well raping a lion you grab his cub and use your shit covered dick to make a mark on his forehead
Dude 1 i saw a lion today
dude 2 did you lion king him

dude 1 yes
by nibbabite January 23, 2020
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The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

A book where a bunch of hippies walk around and paint stuff. They eat lunch, and then they find a magical...camel...which they have to eat to stay alive. And that's pretty much it.
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe is Eric Cartman's favorite book.
by phillyfan85 November 14, 2023
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