Lightning Cocker

The worst paintball marker in the world, also used by the gayest kid in the world, FagArson.

Damn, FagArson's gun is so fucking shitty.

by Jim February 24, 2005

lightweight

Being a 3 beer queer. When every girl at the party is out drinking you. When all of your buddies have to cut you off at 5 beers, or else it could get ugly.

Damn that Evan-O kid is such a lightweight, he is already puking and he has only had 3 beers.

by bigg dogg 9 October 20, 2009

Lightning Rod

Jacking off with a hand full of smooshed lightning bugs for lube.

I'm going to give Molly a lightning rod this weekend while we're out camping!

by GM42 July 4, 2011

nightwing

nightwing a large memeber of the rat family. often found enjoying a slice of gamerpie while masturbating to man porn at his home pc.

you sir, are a nightwing.

by Daniel October 6, 2004

ford lightning

The Ford Lightning, the second fastest truck in the world (the Dodge Ram SRT-10 is the fastest as we all know). The Lightning is powered by a POS Ford 5.4L motor with a nice Eaton supercharger (God forbid Ford should make something fast without putting a supercharger on top). Lightning's are mainly garbage because they are made by Ford, and because the motor blows out after 70,000 miles. Predominatly owned by rednecks and white trash.

1. My Ford Lightning got whooped on the 1320 by SRT-10.
2. Hot damn! That little SRT-4 Peon just smoked my Ford Lightning!
3. I'm not going to Bitlo, My Ford Lightning will probably only run 14 flat. :o(

by Richie F. August 16, 2007

LightningMadd

LightningMadd is my roblox account. And it has the most childish name in roblox. And I have robux on this account and I have every face on roblox on it. Search up how to get any face on roblox free if you want every face too. Okay scroll down little bitch!

Roblox person: Hey have you seen LightningMadd? He's so hated in roblox!
Roblox person 2: Yeah! He fucking sucks!

by \_ o s e r #5540 June 6, 2019

Lighting Titties Up

lahy-ting tit-ees uhp -verb

A total eclipse of one's manhood in such a way as to cause the spontaneous combustion of one's titties.

Matt: "Lambda Tau Upsilon just dominated me and the rest of Mees at life."

Winston: "I do believe that you just got your titties lit up by the excellent male specimens of Scharpenberg 4. In fact, I think they will continue lighting titties up for all eternity."

by Hero523 January 19, 2009