sitting on a poop knob

When you're sitting at your desk and turd "prairie dogs" by partially easing out causing you to sit one or two inches higher in your chair.Almost always results in the eventual delivery of a "flat head" turd.

I need to go to the restroom but I can't get up right now because I'm sitting on a poop knob.

by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011

Flag

Get the sitting on a poop knob mug.

I could eat a knob at night

Said first by Karl Pilkington- a fantastic idiot with a head like an orange- in conversation on The Ricky Gervais Show podcast about 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here' and a celebrity eating a kangaroo penis.

Ricky: "So what're you saying??"
Karl: "I'm saying...I could eat a knob at night."

by Auntie Nora November 16, 2007

Flag

Get the I could eat a knob at night mug.

Related Words

knob • Knob Jockey • Knob cheese • knobhead • knob gobbler • knob goblin • knob job • Knobber • Knob End • Knobbing

slob the knob

slang for a girl offering fellatio, aka giving a blowjob.

Man 1 - So did she slob the knob?
Man 2 - Hell yeah, she slobbed it all night long.

by Greenberg May 25, 2006

Flag

Get the slob the knob mug.

Dip knob

(Dip-n-aw-b).A tit or Boob dipped in cheese, Usually an offensive remark made by the culture of "extreme sporters"

( snowboarders, Bmx bike riders, Skateboarders, surfers ect.) usually meaning for a "newbie" or "noob" at an extreme sport, or a "poser".

Ayye check out that dip knob ollie, hes suckin' some major cockage bro!!

by Bmx-pro-stunna October 22, 2010

Flag