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kiss and tell

Writing a web comic, but intentionally leaving the identity of the cartoonist a mystery.
Pete wrote a hilarious web comic about how women belong in the kitchen. He shared this comic with his friends, who found the comic hilarious and literally couldn't stop laughing. When asked about the comic's origins, Pete went silent. He was not one to kiss and tell.

kiss of death

a blowjob that's so good you blow your load in approximately 10 seconds.
Ex: "Dude, Melissa gave me head the other night. Busted a nut in like 10 seconds. That bitch got the kiss of death."
kiss of death by albert007 July 13, 2007

Kiss your lips

Used by Parents to show the anger
Mum: U Dare kiss your lips at me
Kiss your lips by Exposed51 August 13, 2019

kiss the bunny between the ears

too kiss the tip of a males penis usually used during hollidays such as easter.
hey babe why dont u and me go back to my house? il let u kiss the bunny between the ears

Kiss the 'cat goodbye 

Doing poorly on the Medical Collages Admissions Test (MCAT).
Well, I certainly can kiss the 'cat goodbye. Let's get pissed.

Kiss Dodging 

The act a man does when he knows he should kiss a girl yet he wimps out and doesn't.
I heard that Rick had spent three hours kiss dodging with Clara.
Kiss Dodging by skyjuicing December 30, 2008