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kenneth is a BEAST and is NOT an andy.kenneth has a huge weiner and owns all johns constantly.nuff send
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Kennel Syndrome

A medical condition in which the sufferer loses his or her sense of short term memory for conversation.
This syndrome in known to occur in many different environments, though it has got it's name from the first documented case in a kennels in Studley, Worcestershire.
It has been known to occur in educational establishments as well, notably it occurs with devastating effect in primary school teachers, and teaching assistants.
The condition, which is not confirmed to be viral, bacterial or fungal has evolved a strain which has high contaigousness. It is establishing a hold in Aberystwyth, and looks to be colonising the South East of England. It's spread in the Midlands has been slowed effectively by containment.

Kennel Syndrome has been linked to excessive consumption of blue smarties, peaking in those suffering from blue smartie syndrome and spreads fastest throughout populations with high numbers of INAD sufferers.

A vaccine is being produced, as it is deeply irritating to those who do not suffer it.
10.04, Monday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"No, what did you get her?"

11.15, Tuesday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"I think you did, but remind me".

11.18, Tuesday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"Yes, you did. Stop telling me the same stuff over and over! Have you got Kennel Syndrome or something?!".
by Tristan July 24, 2008
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kenneh

a guy who hangs out with a lot of people and likes company.
That guys is a kenneh
by Lex Lewther March 30, 2008
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kenneth barcelona

Relating to Penis Size: Too big
The elephant had Kenneth Barcelona length.
by Not Jay Sotto April 11, 2014
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Kennel Club

A "Kennel Club" is a ring of people into bestiality with domestic animals; in particular dogs.
That weird pervert is a member of a Kennel Club.
by DaftDog July 7, 2014
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Kennedy Catholic High School

Home of the Golden Eagles
Located in a small town of Pennsylvania
If you are from Africa and like basketball, then I'm sure you'll get recruited.
by WillBillMan December 26, 2017
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