tickle kitty

a sexual game where a girl acts like a cat and you tickle her fancy.

so my bro's girl is here and theyre playing the 'tickle kitty' game... i almost threw up.

by rah dob August 24, 2008

Kitty Straya

An ageing street hooker, a cat that strays looking for business.

"Crikey, look at that wrinkly old hooker she is rough"
"Yup, shes a kitty straya"

by bbksurfacing January 3, 2019

kitty sex

when you fuck the living shit out of your lady's axe wound your bitches corgie turns into a smushed face cat

Erik: Hey dude what did you do last night?
Dillon: I went over Stacy's house.
Erik: Oh yeah, what you guys do?
Dillon: Well...I "kitty sex" her.
Erik: Huh
Dillon: Yeah

by Ernie Hammerhead November 16, 2011

shit-kitty

dog shit that has fungus which has turned white and becomes furry in appearance, causing it to resemble a kitten.

Is that a kitten on the ground?
No, its just a shit-kitty.

by Burke July 29, 2005

Kitty Wonkers

A term used when everything goes wrong, or you seriously fucked something up

"God dammit, everything's gone kitty wonkers"

by Reginold Daring July 17, 2009

Kitty Kissing

super hot scissor action

I didn't even pay those whores for the Kitty Kissing.

by Logan Howell, Sam Bilyeu May 9, 2008

carpet kitty

a ferret

"That's a bad carpet kitty, bad!"

by Chadwick Robinson June 7, 2004